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Felipe Manriquiz

1. Duck or Fuck:

  • Britney Spears – Christina Aguilera
  • Erna Solberg – Siv Jensen
  • Minnie Mus – Dolly Duck
  • Marit Bjørgen – Krystina Kovalcyk
  • Prinsesse Amidala – Prinsesse Leia
  • Askepott – Tornerose
  • Elin Tvedt – Siri Kalvig
  • Victoria Beckham – David Beckham
  • Dronning Sonja – Dronning Margrethe
  • Martha Louise – Mette Marit

    2. Felipes dilemma! Vil Felipe helst:

  • være søkk rik som assistent til Justin Bieber

    eller

  • fattig lus som assistent til en annen popstjerne etter eget valg

    ……….

  • få kappet av en finger med øks

    eller

  • betale spa-opphold verdt 50 000 for den personen Felipe hater mest i verden

    ……….

  • aldri mer internett for Felipe

    eller

  • aldri mer flyreiser for Felipe

    ……….

  • ha hatt sex med ei geit, men ingen vet det

    eller

  • aldri hatt sex med ei geit, men alle tror det

    ……….

  • være nødt til svømme i stedet for å gå eller løpe

    eller

  • være nødt til å høre på Nickelback tolv timer hver dag

    ……….

    3. Felipes 30 sekunders challenge:

  • Nevn alle land i Sør-Amerika
  • 5 land på N
  • 10 pattedyr i Norge

    4. Funny Bunny

    5. Fleip eller fakta

  • by Vetle 0 comments Category: Uncategorized
    15Dec

    Kanye West – Runaway

    Well worth 34 minutes of your time if you HD fullscreen it and snap your headset on!
    Also, for the Mike Oldfield fans out there, can you spot the sample?

    Thanks, Tarjum!

    by Vetle 1 comment Category: Music, People
    22Nov

    Three year-old boy genious finger painting


    Seriously… People can be amazing, but this is just over the top!

    Blargh! Seems it’s a fake, seems I’ve been fooled. Looked pretty real the first two or three times I watched it, but… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsUPN3b298

    via Geekologie

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Art
    27Oct

    Test your eye sight

    via Woosk

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: People, Science
    25Oct

    Links to other Pirate parties worldwide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Parties_International

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Computers, Music, Politics
    25Oct

    BarackRoll

    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Humour, Music, People, Politics
    5Oct

    Under pressure

    via BoingBoing

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Art, Humour, Music
    4Oct

    That can’t be, can it?

    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Science
    25Sep

    This goat is a good goat. This goat will never hurt you.

    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals, Humour
    22Sep

    Missing Missy

    26b/6 or (26bslash6 if you will) has a lot of entertainment in for you if you have small troll inside. Not a really vicious one though – just a happy, sometimes cute, always funny, little troll that has become quite the internet celebrity ever since Simon’s Pie Charts hit the blogosphere a while back.
    In that spirit, this just in:

    Click the image or this link for the full story, which made me laugh out loud (which is seldomn, I usually make use of a clever snicker or a quiet “pheh”).

    Thanks, Robin!

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals, Computers, Humour
    8Sep

    StoryCorps

    From storycorps.org: StoryCorps is an independent nonprofit whose mission is to provide Americans of all backgrounds and beliefs with the opportunity to record, share, and preserve the stories of our lives. Since 2003, StoryCorps has collected and archived more than 30,000 interviews from more than 60,000 participants. Each conversation is recorded on a free CD to share, and is preserved at the American Folklife Center at the Library of Congress.
    There’s a great deal of highly interesting material collected, and the importance of such a library cannot be measured or compared to anything. Some of the stories are very personal, and I sometimes find myself left with a sense of gratitude for being let in on the highlights of other people’s lives. This one here is a good example, it might make your eyes moist:

    A world-wide version of StoryCorps would be beautiful.

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Computers, People
    8Sep

    There IS an “I” in “Team”!

    via Woosk

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Humour
    27Aug


    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals
    27Aug

    Incomiiing!


    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Humour, Sports
    24Aug

    Let there be blood: Vacuum vs Walkman


    via
    Gizmodo

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Humour, Movies, Sports
    24Aug

    Who said Corgis can’t jump?


    via Woosk

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals
    17Aug

    Obsessive Compulsive Cat has its Obsessive Compulsive Disorder in order

    On a sidenote: I think it’s ironic and slightly evil to assign the word “Disorder” to obsessive-compulsive people’s illness.
    via Woosk

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals, Humour
    17Aug

    YoYo master

    This is Jensen Kimmit, the 2010 World YoYo champion. I didn’t see him do “Walk The Dog” or “Around The World”, which were the only two tricks I knew. Still, he seems to manage alright without them.

    via BitsAndPieces

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Sports
    16Aug

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Animals, Humour
    16Aug

    GOOD LORD YES! Unseen Star Wars Footage!

    I didn’t expect this today, though I’ve heard rumours of it!

    Yesterday Lucasarts announced that they are releasing the Star Wars hexalogy as a BD set next year, and as a part of the release, previously unseen footage will be included as extra material.

    In Return of The Jedi, Vader confronts Luke, and notes that Luke has built a new light sabre, commending his work on it. We never got to see Luke actually building the sabre, which always puzzled me. He got his first sabre (which you all know was Vader’s old sabre – or Anakin’s, rather) from Kenobi in A New Hope, and they made a big deal out of it back then (Norwegian fans will also cringe remembering the subtitler translating “the light sabre” to “den lette sabelen” (the LIGHTWEIGHT sabre)). But at the peak of the Star Wars story, he’s got a new sabre all of a sudden, and we’re left to accept that he just built it inbetween things.

    Now, here’s a treat for y’all:

    via Gizmodo

    by Vetle 0 comments Category: Movies
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